Elf Fun

Here is a little poem I made up for children who like getting up very early on Christmas morning! Buddy 😀

E is for the excitement of early Christmas morning.

L is for laughing at your parents, still in bed snoring!

F is for the fun you’ll have, even if everyone’s yawning!

Oh Buddy, that’s very silly, but sweet, just like you! Holly x


 And here’s some elf jokes you might like! Buddy 🙂

How do you describe a rich elf? welfy!

How do elves greet each other? Small world, isn’t it?!

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each others shoulders!

If there were 11 elves and another one came along, what would he be? The twelf! 

Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The elfabet!

What kind of music do elves like best? Wrap music!


6 Responses to Elf Fun

  1. Auntie Lulu says:

    Buddy you may be a great christmas elf but you need to work on your jokes 😛 love ya x

  2. Auntie Lulu says:

    Who is Santa’s most famous elf?…………elfvis !

    One elf said to another elf, “We had Grandma for Christmas dinner”.
    And the other elf said, “Really? We had turkey!”

  3. maddie says:

    why did the elf cross the road? to get to the north pole! why do elves not like puppies? because they bite! why did the snowman melt? because he was made on christmas eve and it was halloween!

  4. maddie says:

    oh by the way please write back!

  5. berryjingles says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha! We love your elf jokes Maddie, thank you 😀

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